ASP.NET developer (m/f)

Do you care about things involved in producing our food? We are now looking for top of the class technical people to join us and share our passion for making a dent in the world through sophisticated, exciting and beautiful web-based farm management tools. We expect you to be brilliant developer. Coder. Hacker. You will be joining our tech team in developing Farmeron's core features. Caution: forget about writing customer requirement documents, use case scenarios and boring testing reports. We don't have those. On your first day at work you will be asked to jump into the hot seat. Be prepared for that. (Yes, there is a rigorous first-day-at-job routine our employees go through. Don't worry, most of them stay alive.) You will be challenged by our customers every single day, and you will have to prove again and again that you are worthy of being part of Farmeron family. We need you to be agile, sharp and efficient. With no excuses. You will be held accountable for your work - for every line of the Code you write. We do not want blind instruction-followers, and we will expect you to challenge every decision made in the course of the day. You will be firefighter, evangelist and storyteller. You will have to assemble your own working desk (and probably your computer). You will be asked to learn fast. If you have farming friends, family or relatives - you will be asked to reach out to them and ask them to try out the product you'll be building. But all of this is what makes us go forward every day - so remember before applying: you'll be joining a group of people deeply devoted to friendship, loyalty, knowledge and radical innovation.

- profound knowledge of ASP.NET technology (MVC and Web forms) and Visual Studio IDE - superior programming skills (VB.NET and/or C#) - advanced knowledge of MSSQL and/or MySQL (advanced querying, db scaling, cloud infrastructures) - knowledge of xHTML and XML - knowledge of network protocols (HTTP) Of course, you should be a master of: - OOP - design patterns - third party API implementation - agile programming - pragmatic decision making Bonuses: 1. You had done some farm work in certain period of your life. So you know how to describe next terms and phrases: cow, tractor, corn, milk, vet, farmer's wife. 2. You have read next books: Lean Startup by Eric Ries and Behind the Cloud by Marc Benioff. These books are bibles to us - our codes of honor. I you plan to join us, you will have to read these (so why not start right away). **CV alert** We think that resumes/CVs are useless. Yeah, you can send us one.. But we would rather see a piece of the Code you recently wrote. Or a live project you're working on. And we would enjoy reading a short story about your life so far (you should be honest). Try hard. Tell us what you think about anything you'd like to write about - and tell us how do you see yourself being part of our company. Contact us via application link.